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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Sat Nov 30, 2013 2:25 am

That's one of my favorite quotes! X)
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Wed Dec 04, 2013 4:52 am

"There's truth to all sarcasm"
-A very wise man

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Wed Dec 04, 2013 4:57 am

"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon."
-A Llama
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:51 pm

“When in doubt, C4” ~ Jamie Hineman, Mythbusters
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:32 am

When describing Ewoks,
"It's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built an army."

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:43 pm

"No one ever won a war by dying for his country, he won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his."
-General George S. Patton

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:13 am

"Beaty is only skin deep"
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:35 pm


If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. 


If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.. and the second would be for $30 million a month to be given... to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. 


You know, if I had three wishes that I could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing.. the second would be for the $30 million every month to me.. and the third would be for all encompassing power over every living being thing in the entire universe. 


And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids.. second would be for the $30 million.. the third would be for all the power.. and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina somebody, I can't think of her name, of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you. 


Wait a minute, maybe that sex thing should be the first wish! So, if I made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no.. the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am I kidding! I mean, they're not gonna be able to get all those kids together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible It's more trouble than it's worth! So, we reorganize: here we go. First, the sex - we go with that; second, the money. No! We go with the power second, then the money, and then the kids. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay.. revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony. Thank you, everybody.


-Steve Martin

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:22 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:01 pm

I love Steve Martin :3
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Mon Jan 20, 2014 5:10 am

Campbell-isms

These aren't technically quotes, but they're go-to phrases I use a lot so I figured I'd jot them down on the exceedingly off chance that the alien invaders decide to write my memoir yet have nothing to say O.o

"I don't lose, I just let people win to make them feel good about themselves.."

"Only the captain has to go down with the ship, everyone else can jump!"

"I don't cheat, I play with unfair rules and advantages!"

(To get someone to shut up) "-Insert Name-, you're doing that thing we discussed... talking."

(Holiday Threats) "Keep it up and I'll deck you in the halls!"

(When handing out food) "Taste of human sir..." (Love the reaction I get on that one!)

"Goddammit! I didn't do anything this time!"

"Of course I cheat at the beginning of the board game! That's the best time TO cheat! No one suspects you yet!"

(After someone says a noun) "...of doom..."

"Whenever I'm conflicted, I turn to one of two options. First, a power greater than myself, Star Wars. If that fails, I flip a coin."

"Of course it's brilliant, I thought of it!"

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:27 am

"900 years of time and space and I've never met anyone who wasn't important."
-The Doctor
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:09 pm

'Did you Miss me?'
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:13 pm

Mer this is all I'm gonna post.

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:56 am

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.” 
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:19 pm

'so a piddly ass river overflows, and suddenly the whole of Devon shuts down. Meanwhile in America, it's [-30 degrees Celsius]  and everyone's dancing about in the snow. Come on Britain, get yo shit together.'
~ My American cousin
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:26 pm

"it doesnt matter how much you shout at someone, it wont make them do something any better. What matters is a smile when they are crying and you sharing your enthusiasm with them about the dullest of jobs.
It doesnt matter how many times you tell someone they are wrong, what matters is the hug and the words you can do this just keep trying."


- a 14 year old i instruct talking about one member of staff he doesnt like and me...
(sometimes I love these kids)
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:57 pm

'It shouldnt be about the uniform you wear or the status you hold; it should be about the actions you take and the ways in which you use your power.'

-me
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:00 pm

Good one! Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:01 pm

I can be rather amazing when i want to be.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:55 am

"People may die, but stupidity is forever..."
Nostalgia Critic

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:55 pm

Very Happy I live the nostalgia critic!
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:05 am

"Compromise, so that way no one is happy!"

-My father

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes worth sharing   Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:08 am

Wow
What does he mean by that?
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