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RiverSeth

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PostSubject: Really bad jokes   Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:00 pm

just because it was sparked off in the great hall, and now i have them in my head.

What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese

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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:03 pm

Here's the sick ones:
What does little girl get for a Christmas?
A brain tumor.

Why doesn't little girl play the piano?
Because she has no hands.

What does little girl with no hands do in a gym?
Watch.

Why isn't little girl playing with her classmater?
Because she died on her birth.
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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:06 pm

o_o i cannot think of any, i've got a joke blank.

OH WAIT... (these are racist, be warned)

'People say there is safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews.'

'What's the difference between a chav and a lampost?
a lampost occassionally works.'
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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:12 pm

the chav one is so true though...


A man was going through some old boxes in the attic and found an old oil lamp. Rubbing it to get the grim off a Genie appears! I will grant you three wishes and your wife shall get double.
His three wishes: To recieve a million dollars (his wife recieved two); to have a sports car (his wife recieved two); and the third and last wish
The man asked to be beated half to death...

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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:14 pm

it is! and River, i love that one :3

i would say more distasteful jokes but...
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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:15 pm

oh, trust me, i am sure mine are alot worse....
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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:17 pm

i'll think on it, im having a block at the moment (ive heard some really nasty ones as well xD)
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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:21 pm

what do you call a nun that walks in her sleep?
A roamin' Catholic!

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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:09 am

Why was the dog lying down?
It got hit by a car.

Happy Birthday River! (It is your birthday, right?)
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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:49 am

yeah, it is. thanks:)
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PostSubject: Crouch Jr   Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:12 pm

Okay, so I'm walking down the street and I see an old man and he's crying. I walk up to him and ask, "Hey what's the matter old timer?"

He says to me, "Well I just got married to this beautiful woman, she absolutely loves me! The second I walk in the door she massages my feet, has dinner prepared, the bills paid, and she's unbelievable at night!

I look at him confused, "Well those all sound really good, what are you crying about?

He says, "I can't remember where I live"

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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:38 pm

thats brilliant. lol
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PostSubject: Crouch Jr   Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:21 am

So an atheist is walking in the woods and suddenly a bear starts chasing him. As he runs he says "Oh God please help me!"

God starts talking to him, "Why should I help you? You've denied me for so many years"

The atheist says, "Fair enough, but at least make the bear Christian"

God grants the man this request and all of a sudden the bear drops to a praying position and says, "Dear Lord, thank you for the bountiful meal..."

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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:19 pm

ahh, i heard that one in school last year. the amount of christain related jokes, you would never guess it was a catholic school.
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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:53 pm

Lol Crouch that Christian one was bad! XD I know I should be offended but it was just too funny to be offended.

I don't know any jokes at the moment, hopefully I'll think of one later though.
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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:32 pm

Did you hear about the joke where a guy walks into a bar?

He said 'ouch'.


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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:51 pm

Two guys walk into a bar.
one to the other 'You would have thought one of us would have seen it.'
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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:26 am

@Riv:

haah.
Hahah.
Hah.
aaahhhh.
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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:21 am

cynder, i am queen of awful jokes. im always coming out with them
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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:03 am

these made me laugh! c:
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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:44 pm

....... I dont get it but I am okay with that lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:19 pm

liria, there, just proving how bad our jokes really are. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:39 pm

Q. What do you get if you cross the atlantic with the titanic?

A. About half way.


My dad has a whole book of bad jokes xD
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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:14 pm

Last night, a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.

I'm easily lead.
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PostSubject: Re: Really bad jokes   Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:20 pm

I used to do a lot of jokes about crash mats, but I've moved on now.

Still, it's always nice to have something to fall back on.
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